Monthly Archives: April 2011

This is not a love poem

This is not a love poem. Because if it were, I’d be talking about your eyes The ones, deep blue, I melt in, I say good bye A pair warm and beadle in enticing, why? With hair black like gold, … Continue reading

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The Typical College Rejection Letter – Translated

Dear amazing student #52,905 The flabby envelope you received is not a lie. You have been rejected. I will begin pitying you by stating we received a record number of applicants this year – something we claim every year. Of … Continue reading

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